Enemy Infiltration

Due to a series of unfortunate events this blog is relocating to prevent any further invasion of privacy. If you have been following me silently and wish to continue please send an email to double_dudes@hotmail.com, and i will provide you with a link to my new blog. Apologies for the inconvenience

In closing i would love to leave with a quote from the great Ralph Waldo Emerson,

Whoever is open, loyal, true; of humane and affable demeanour; honourable himself, and in his judgement of others; faithful to his word as to law, and faithful alike to God and man....such a man is true gentleman.

Ode to an old friend

So this post is for a good friend of mine, whom i lost contact with a few months ago. We recently met up over a beer and talked about the good old days, the days when we would drive around the shire after school with Guns n Roses blaring, singing one of our favorite songs of ours "back off bitch". Your a champ mate, we'll do it again sometime. But for now, the lyrics of the great Axl Rose, a musical legend! I know the problems you are having at the moment, this song is sooooo  for you!!!!

"Back OFF Bitch"

Oh baby, pretty baby
Oh honey, you let me down honey
I ain't playin' childhood games
no more
I said it's time for me
to even the score
So stake your claim,
your claim to fame
But baby call another name
When you feel the fire,
and taste the flame

Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch

Makin' love
Cheap heartbreaker, broken backed,
Nasty ballbreaker, stay out of my bed, outta my head
If it's lovin' you,
I'm better off dead

Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch

Emotions ripped, gone on a binge
Life lipped, I said you're off the hinge
Tellin' lies of such fame and glory
I don't even wanna hear your story

Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch
It's such a pity that you're such a bitch

Back off, back off bitch
It's time to burn-burn the witch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Hey wha'd'ya think he's tryin' to say there, anyway?
I think it's something each person's s'posed to take in their own special
way
Fucking bitch

Surgery

So i know who you are,
and when i find out what you've been saying,
im going to cut out your tongue and feed it to my dog

Rest assured, i wont sleep until your dead and buried,
you dirty little motherfucker,
man up, grow a dick and some balls, and come and talk it out you little shit

Nothing left to loose

Something's in the air tonight,
The sky's alive with a burning light,
You can mark my words, something is about to break

Bring down the ringleader

Ohhh, if there's one thing I hang onto,
That gets me through the night.
I ain't gonna do what I don't want to,
I'm gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly.
When the world gets in my face,
               I say
HAVE A NICE DAY

The ignore button on facebook is getting a workout

Warning: This scathing criticism may contain explicit language

To all you fuckers out there who were my "so-called friends", I hope you had fun

I know i didn't!

And if you all wanna know why i don't add you on facebook, take a wild guess. In case you didn't know, I think you bastards are scum. You wanted me to fall like a domino.I think that you will all be pleased to know that I just spent my weekend with the best people in the world, and i haven't thought about you guys once since I left. You used to bother and possess me, but my new friends, they've helped me to erase you all from my mind. So long Fuckers!

Hallelujah.

Fake Plastic Love

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out